One moment we’re on meds, the next we’re on the National Trust site discussing potty training. Here are the warning signs that your social circle is getting dangerously middle-aged.
You bond with country walks instead of class A drugs
Do your friends call you before a big gathering and ask you to bring a few grams? Or do they urge you to bring an anorak and decent walking boots? If the closest thing is a slab of Kendall mint cake, we’ll never trade harrowing anecdotes about “bad E” again.
Your holidays always factor in art galleries and museums
You and your buddies used to choose vacation destinations based purely on proximity to clubs and bars. . Don’t worry. It means that your youth is over and you have begun your slow march to the grave.
Most of your conversations are about real estate prices
Young people talk about TikTok, stranger things, and anal sex. Seniors like to talk about boring shit like house prices and mortgages.I’m not going to get bogged down in long, boring conversations location, location, locationbut somehow it always happens.
nightclubs are noisy and busy
After a certain age, nightclubs suddenly become chaotic and scary places. don’t fight it. Nightclubs aren’t for bald patches, cardigans, and middle-aged boredom. A good game of backgammon is just as fun to pull. You blatantly lie to yourself.
you all call it in the night before 10pm
I can still remember the days when I was outside with my mates until the sun came up. But now you have work and other soul-destroying responsibilities. Really tired. Still, when all your buddies are exhausted zombies with no interesting dialogue, you always have people to hang out with.