Dating women can be tough unless you have the wisdom of a 21-year-old man without a decent girlfriend.
fail to read signal
Women are mystical creatures who communicate in obscure ways. What does it mean when someone texts you ‘u up?’ at 1am? Perhaps they want to discuss your platonic friendship status. Or they just want to be friends. If so, that’s how they hide that they’re really into you.
don’t ask about themselves
Forget how you look or how much money you make. Women are more interested in you banging about what you’re into. It doesn’t really work. Bring up the sex if the chat feels too long.
Ghost them if you like them
Have you started connecting with women seriously? Immediately stop replying to messages or answering calls. Block their number, unfollow them on social media, and blank out if you run into them in person. This is the most sophisticated way to handle your out-of-control emotions, and she admires your maturity.
they hate transparency
If there’s one thing women don’t like, it’s men who know what they want in a relationship and can communicate these desires in a clear way. So stay as vague and inconsistent as possible so as not to offend them. Gaslight her if she brings up an old text her message that contradicts what you’re saying.
Say you didn’t like her anyway
If a woman ends things first, it seems like she always does for some reason, but remember you never cared about her in the first place. All the love poems I wrote were made out of malice. She probably dumped you because she has commitment issues. After all, you are perfect and don’t need to grow up.