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And the boy became a man. Prince Charles, 74, is now King Charles. But that means leaving his former obsession behind in his significant new role as a nonsensical figurehead.

architecture

Charles is no fan of the emerging tantrums of the eighteenth century and beyond. So he will have to grit his teeth if he has to open so many such buildings. At the new swimming pool in Milton Keynes, full of staff in hideous tracksuits, he has to learn to say “very good” with a little convincing. The ugliness will make you faint! ”

write to a member of parliament about how horrifying everything is and that something must be done

Writing a spidery screed in a fit of helpless rage is not becoming a monarch. Charles’ beef about traffic cones, “cookies”, can openers that aren’t as good as old, the dying art of cufflink making, and malfunctioning fountain pens must all be curbed. brutal dictator.

talk to plants

Forget it, Charles. Your role is to maintain international relations by hosting banquets and greeting foreign leaders. If you step away from one of them to chat privately with a potted rhododendron, it could result in a diplomatic incident.

Consideration for the environment

Extremely important. You must emulate your mother and be completely neutral to your environment. Are rising sea levels, scorching temperatures, floods, famines, and wildfires a good thing or a bad thing? You shouldn’t have an opinion. This will avoid any clashes with the current government.

whatever you say about anything

This, in a nutshell, is the secret of the monarchy. Be as neutral as one of your beloved potted plants. If you feel the urge to share your opinion about something, remember the embarrassing time when you expressed the urge to be a tampon. Only by doing so can the central duties of the royal family be fulfilled. You can wave at people, shoot little birds in extremely unfair contests, and pay taxes at your convenience.

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